HYSTO? #43 is here and it’s a MOVIE TORTURE EXTRAVAGANZA!

Welcome HYSTO-philes! Episode #43 is here, and this time we are out for movie-torture blood! Paul and I have made a vow to bring the pain in the biggest way ever! First up is my choice for Paul, the Village People “biopic” Can’t Stop The Music…

Oh yeah: it’s a new low for HYSTO?…

Yes! one of the three classic musicals from the year 1980! The Perfect Trifecta: Xanadu, The Apple, and…this! Now Paul will have seen all three! Yeah, he may not live through this, but look how the people who actually made the movie were affected by making this movie…

Village People (with Valerie Perrine) during the making of “Can’t Stop The Music” and…
…Village People AFTER making Can’t Stop The Music…

This movie was directed by Nancy Walker. That’s right. Rhoda’s mother directed this movie…

Nancy Walker before directing “Can’t Stop The Music” and…

 

…Nancy Walker AFTER directing “Can’t Stop The Music”…

The movie also starred Valerie Perrine, Bruce Jenner, and Steve Guttenberg…

Steve Guttenberg before making “Can’t Stop The Music” and…
…Steve Guttenberg AFTER making Can’t Stop The Music…

After that we discuss Paul’s method of torture for me which is Major League 3: Back to the Minors. You know that when even I have heard about what a stinker sports-themed-movie this is, it MUST be bad…

This IS a baseball movie, right?

I must admit that this movie stars some actors that I actually, really like. Like Scott Bakula and Dennis Haysbert and BUT REALLY???????

Again, this IS a baseball movie, right?

I can tell you right now that one of us got burned worse than the other, but…who was it? You know there’s only one way to find out…

Won’t you join us?

Jay

Can’t Stop The Music – 1980

 

Major League 3: Back To The Minors – 1998

 

 

 

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