Grease is the word this time around: my choice for Paul is the 2016 film The Greasy Strangler, one of the most unique movies I’ve seen in my life…for better or worse. Paul’s choice for me is Con Air, starring the always-so-subtle Nicolas Cage in one of his most Shakespearean roles ever.
“Put the bunny back in the box.” Poetry.
We also talk about what’s been keeping us entertained lately (I saw two fantastic movies from last year), and since it’s episode #20, we not only announce what our next movies will be (another themed episode!), but we also rate the movies from the last ten episodes, and Paul shares his Paul Park Figures. Will be still be neck-and-neck score-wise? After this week I’m not so sure…
It’s loads of greasy, convict-powered, mind-numbing fun, so what are you waiting for? Join us, won’t you?
The Greasy Strangler – 2016http://traffic.libsyn.com/haveyouseenthisone/HYSTO_020.mp3
Jean Arless (aka Joan Marshall) as Emily in “Homicide”
HYSTO? #19 has arrived, and now we can announce that our special guest is none other than Teri Kastava, who just happens to be Paul’s mom!
This time around my choice was Homicidal, the William Castle classic from 1961. This just happens to be one of Teri’s favorites also, but the question is what does Paul think…
After that we talk about Paul’s choice, 1997’s The Pest, starring John Lequizamo in a bunch of different disguises…
Anyway, Paul and I had a wonderful time talking about these very different films, I bring up Joan Crawford (NOT Joan Rivers) way too many times, Paul tells a story that is one for the books, and we announce what’s coming up next time in episode #20.
Join for this one, won’t you? I bet you’ll enjoy listening to Teri as much as we enjoyed talking with her.
Hello HYSTO hounds! It’s deathly important that you listen to the latest show: it’s DEATHISODE #18, and it’s DEATHTASTIC, BABY! Paul and I each picked a movie for each other as usual, then we realized we both picked movies whose title begins with the word DEATH: Paul chose 1974’s Death Wish, and I picked 1975’s Death Race 2000!
Please join us for the fun as take a Death Trip to the 70’s! We also talk about Joe Franklin, Don Rickles, the podcast S-Town (my current obsession), and of course we reveal our movie choices for episode #19 (and hint about a special guest!).
It’s the deathiest deathisode we ever deathed ever! Won’t you join us? We’ll be deathly ill if you won’t!
Hello HYSTO-philes! Paul and I are really excited about the next episode, in fact you could say that we’re excited TO DEATH!
“You’ll pay for that pun, punk…”
How deathly is this episode? For my assignment Paul has chosen 1974’s Death Wish starring the ever-so-emotional Charles Bronson. My pick is also from the 70’s, 1975 to be exact: the “B” movie classic Death Race 2000, starring David Carridine and a pre-Rocky Sly Stallone.
So please join us next week for HYSTO? #18, when we DEATH-inately are going to give these two 70’sploitation flicks the respect (or the shade) they deserve!
Hello HYSTO? friends! We’re back after a three-week break, and we came back with a purpose: to honor the work of an amazing actor that we lost recently, Mr. Bill Paxton.
Paul chose Million Dollar Arm, a recent film, and one that Paxton has a small but pivotal role in. I picked one of my favorite films Frailty, which Paxton directed himself. How did he do? Listen in to find out! We also discuss the movie True Lies, in which Bill gives one of his finest comic performances of his career (in our opinion). How does the rest of the film hold up? Join us and find out!
All of this and, of course we also announce which movies we’ve chosen for episode #18. Please give us a listen as we pay respect to a man that left an incredible body of work behind for us to enjoy: the amazing Bill Paxton.
As you all know, we lost Bill Paxton this year. In honor of his extraordinary career we want to pay tribute to him and talk about three very different performances (out of so many) that Mr. Paxton left for us to enjoy.
Even though we’ve both seen it, we just had to include True Lies (1994) in this show because he’s just so damned good in it. And we both want an excuse to watch it again. We said we would break our own rules, didn’t we?
Paul has chosen a baseball movie (ANOTHER ONE) starring Jon Hamm called Million Dollar Arm (2014) in which Bill plays Tom House, who is a real person according to Paul. Of course I have no idea who he is, but Paul swears by Bill’s performance, so I’m taking his word on this one.
My choice for Paul is the horror film (ANOTHER ONE) Frailty (2001) starring Matthew McConaughey and directed by…Bill Paxton. This one has been on my short list for Paul since day one, so the choice was a simple one. This movie is truly dark, and Paxton’s performance is absolutely haunting. PLUS there’s lots of skeevy moments where I get to torture Paul, so it’s a win all the way around…
…so please join us as we pay our respects to a great actor, a talented director, and the only man to have been killed by a Terminator, an Alien, and a Predator.
Hello, friends! Episode #16 is finally here, and in it we cover two of the most disparate films you could ever think of: The Sandlot from 1993, and Audition from 1999.
I always knew at some point I would make Paul watch Audition, but the person who really wanted to torture Paul with this horror classic is my husband Rick, so he gets full credit on this one. And Paul lived to tell about it…
Meanwhile I had to watch another sports movie, and you know how excited that makes me…
So gather the kiddies around your smart phone (not really) while you listen to us tear apart two movies that simply COULD NOT be more different. Also: we announce our movie picks for Episode #17, which will be a special tribute episode. Who are we saluting? You’ll have to tune in to find out…
Hello friends! We usually record our show on the weekend and I post it by Sunday night, but we had some scheduling issues this time around, so we will be posting a few days later.
I really hope you all can join us, because I can honestly say that this may be my WORST CINEMA TORTURE EVER inflicted on Paul. I’m talking about the Japanese horror classic Audition (1999 – Takashi Miike). If you have even heard of this movie you know that Paul is in for an adventure he won’t forget…
My assignment from Paul was to watch the 1993 film The Sandlot directed by David M. Evans. I watched this the film for the first time a couple days ago, and I have a (sand) lot to say about it. (Rim shot!)
All this, PLUS we’ll be announcing our picks for the next episode. I have a feeling Paul is going to come at me with guns a’blazing, so you won’t want to miss the fun!
CHEERS! Welcome to episode #15! This is one that Paul barely survived…so you won’t want to miss it!
First we talk about Beautiful Girls from 1996. This movie was recommended to us by friend-of-the-podcast Jennifer Hamrick, who joins us to discuss this awkward, uncomfortable movie. No kidding: this one had Paul and I both squirming…
Next we discuss the 1939 classic The Women, and Jennifer joins in on this one as well. This is a movie that’s very near and dear to me, and I just thought it might drive Paul over the high-fashion edge…you’ll have to listen to find out!
Lastly Paul and I give our thoughts on the Top Gun spoof movie Hot Shots! from 1991. Do we think this Airplane! prodigy still stands up today? Oh, come on: just pretend like you care…
Nope. Nothing will wipe this movie from your memory…
Also in this episode: Paul Park Figures! Paul and I have been neck and neck pretty much since we started this thing; will I still eke out a lead? Again: TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
Hello friends! You won’t want to miss HYSTO? #15 when we discuss the Top Gun spoof Hot Shots! (1991), the George Cukor classic The Women (1939), and the film Beautiful Girls (1996). Joining us to discuss Beautiful Girls is friend-of-the-podcast Jennifer Hamrick! You won’t want to miss this chance to listen as Jennifer and I make Paul discuss the hotness of Matt Dillon…
“Beautiful Girls” 1996
Episode #15 is coming soon! Meanwhile don’t miss Episode #14 (Friday the 13th & The Program)…