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The Cinema Torture Challenge continues with Episode #126 – Samurai Cop & Blood Feast!

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Hello HYSTOphiles, and welcome to our second Movie Torture Tournament! Keith and I both did our best to bring the pain, and this time around our guest judge is none other than our good friend and former co-host Paul Kastava!

Our first painful-to-watch film is Keith’s choice: 1991’s Samurai Cop, which has some of the biggest hair since the 1980’s…

Shake that mane!

I had heard of this movie, because it features the star of the Maniac Cop movies, Mr. Robert Z’Dar…

Obviously a love story…

After that fun we tackle what agree is the very first “Splatter Film”…Blood Feast from way back in 1963…

What’s the matter, honey? Fuad Ramses got your tongue?

This gore classic (which I picked REALLY just to “skeeve out” Paul) stars Connie Mason! The poster boasts “You read about her in Playboy!” Uh huh. You read about her…

Connie Mason. Actress…I guess? Maybe? I mean, you read about her in Playboy…

We also share our friend Matt Bennison’s Top 5 Movies Of All Timeand we also share some of your choices for  The Worst Movie Of All Time! As far as who won this movie torture battle, you’ll have to listen in to see whose choice Paul picked (but I’m guessing you can probably figure that one out…) We hope you do listen in, because we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

Jay

Samurai Cop – 1991
Blood Feast – 1963
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Episode #125 is our first Cinema Torture Smackdown! Plan 9 From Outer Space vs. Saving Christmas!

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Welcome to Episode #125, our first CINEMA TORTURE SMACKDOWN!!! Keith and I each picked a movie that we thought would be pure punishment for the other to watch. Who will decide which movie is worse? Well, this time around it’s none other than our good friend Shawna West!

First up for consideration is my choice, 1957’s Plan 9 From Outer Spacedirected by Edward D. Wood. the film stars movie hostess Vampira, wrestler Tor Johnson, “psychic” Criswell, and Bela Lugosi…

Well, “almost starring” Bela Lugosi…

Second up is Keith’s choice for me (and Shawna), 2014’s Saving Christmas, aka Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, starring, uh, Kirk Cameron…

That is NOT Kirk Cameron. Also: is this a killer Santa Claus movie?

Along with our movie battle, we announce my friend Scott McBee’s Top 5 Movies Of All Time! We also announce the titles of the movies some friends have labeled The Worst Movie Of All Time.

As far as which of these two movies Shawna chose as the worst torture, you’re going to have to listen in to find out! We really hope you join us for our movie battle, because we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

Jay

Plan 9 From Outer Space – 1957
Saving Christmas – 2014