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Episode #101 is here: The Boondock Saints

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Hello HYSTOphiles! We’re back with our second triple-digit episode, and this time there are guns and (F) bombs aplenty! It’s the 1999 film by Troy Duffy, The Boondock Saints!

F-bombs! Guns! F-bombs! Extreme overacting! More F-bombs!

This was Keith’s choice, so you’ll have to tune in to see how I feel about watching this “cult classic.”

A picture of me thanking Keith…

Of course we also talk about what’s been entertaining us lately, and I tell Keith what he’ll be watching for Episode #102 (hint: it’s a double creature-feature!).

We hope you’ll join our little movie party, because we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

Jay

The Boondock Saints – 1999
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Episode #100 is here, starring Ethel, Lola, and Carol Anne!

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We made it!

Greetings, HYSTOphiles! and welcome to EPISODE #100, with triple the digits, triple the movies, and triple the special guests!

We start the party with Crazy Fat Ethel, aka Criminally Insane! Keith and I had seen this one together once before, but it was the first time for our resident 70’s movie connoisseur Erin Castenda! It’s also the first time she didn’t recommend the movie we watched!

Don’t worry, Erin, it’ll be your turn next time!

No, Ethel! No!

After that we head to Berlin, Germany for 1998’s Run, Lola, Run , and our guest for this journey is our good friend Knives Monroe! Neither Knives nor Keith had seen this one yet, and, him being a filmmaker himself, I was especially excited to hear what Knives thought about it.

Lola, right before she runs…

Finally, our third film is actually the third film in a franchise! It’s Poltergeist III! This was Keith’s contribution to our celebration, and joining us to discuss it is our dear friend and good-luck charm, Kellie Arnold! Kellie and I were actually surprised by this one, but if you want to know why…you’ll have to listen to find out!

Carol Anne! Carol Anne! Carol Anne! Carol Anne! Carol Anne! Carol Anne.! etc…

Afterwards, Keith and I share our Top Three and Bottom Three movies that we’ve made each other watch, and Keith announces what’s in store for Episode #101!

We hope you join our movie party, because we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

Jay

Crazy Fat Ethel, aka Criminally Insane – 1975
Run Lola Run – 1998
Poltergeist III – 1988
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Episode #99 has a bad moon rising…it’s An American Werewolf In London!

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I woke up this way…

Welcome to HYSTO? #99, where Keith finally watches John Landis’ 1981 horror masterpiece An American Werewolf In London!

He’s never seen it?!?!

Despite a few technical issues (omg the sound on this one is terrible…will I ever learn how to do this?) we managed to have a blast talking about this one. The minute I found out that Keith had never seen it I put it right at the top of my list for the podcast…and I’m so glad I did!

We also talk about what’s been entertaining us lately, and we announce the THREE movies we’ll be covering during our BIG ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! You won’t want to miss it, and we really hope you don’t, because we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

Jay

An American Werewolf In London – 1981
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Episode #98 has so many levels! It’s 2019’s “The Platform”

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Welcome to Episode #98! It’s Keith’s turn this time around, and he assigned me the 2019 Spanish film from Netflix, The Platform.

Also known as El Hoyo

The film has a fascinating premise, and it’s been on my watchlist for some time. Did it live up to all the positive reviews? Listen in to find out!

Ivan Massagué as Goreng in The Platform

We’ve had a lot of time to watch stuff lately, so of course we talk about what’s been the best of the bunch, and I also assign Keith his movie for #99…an 80’s horror classic!

We sure hope you join our movie party, because we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

The Platform (El Hoyo) – 2019 – Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia
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#97 is our Sexist Egotistical Lying Hypocritical Bigot edition…it’s 9 to 5!

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Hello HYSTOphiles! We are back with episode #97! We tumbled out of bed and we stumbled into the recording studio to discuss the 1980 workplace comedy 9 to 5 starring Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Dabney Coleman!

Quite a line up, eh?

Keith had never seen this one, and I couldn’t wait to share it with him. The movie came out before he was born, so I was very curious to see how it holds up now, these forty years later!

“Did you have to bring THAT up?”

Along the way we discuss what’s been entertaining us during this crazy time, and Keith announces what I will be watching for episode #98 (wow! 98!). We hope you join us for this movie party, because we really do want to know…

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ONE?

Jay

9 to 5 – 1980
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#96 Is Wild And Wonderful! It’s all about the Whites of West Virginia!

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Hey, hey, hey, HYSTOphiles! #96 is here, and it’s truly wild and wonderful! Keith chose a documentary this time, and boy is it something to behold…

Like I said…

Folks, meet The Wild And Wonderful Whites Of West Virginia. This 2009 movie is just like Tiger King, but without the tigers! I’m not kidding. You will never forget these people, and you FOR SURE won’t forget SueBob’s sexiness…

Yes. Obviously.

Despite our being miles apart, we still managed to have a great time talking about this movie, and we also chatted about what’s been keeping us entertained lately, and I tell Keith what his next movie assignment it. We really hope you join our movie party, ’cause we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

The Wild And Wonderful Whites Of West Virginia – 2009
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Episode #95 – The pod people are back! It’s Body Snatchers!

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Hello HYSTOphiles! We’re back, and it’s time for Keith to see the third version of the the 1955 novel The Body Snatchers. It’s Abel Ferrara’s interpretation, 1993’s Body Snatchers!

Hey you! Listen to this!

I’ve already made him watch the first two versions, to his delight, and now I get to find out what he thinks of the 90’s version.

Hey! I thought we told you to listen!

As always we also talk about what’s entertaining us lately, and Keith announces what movie we’ll cover during our next episode.

We really hope you join our movie party, because we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

Body Snatchers – 1993
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#92 – The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

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Please join us as we discuss the 2007 film The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, from director Julian Schnabel.

Please join us as we discuss this incredible film. It just may be one of Keith’s best picks ever! We also talk about what’s been entertaining us lately, and I let Keith know what movie we’ll be covering next time.

We really hope you join us, because we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly – 2007
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Ante up! #94 is going all in! It’s Rounders, with special guest Knives Monroe!

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Hello HYSTOphiles! Pull up a chair and deal, ’cause it’s time to talk about the poker opus Rounders, starring Matt Damon as the man with the hand.

Did someone say my name?

Along for the ride is our good friend, filmmaker and podcaster Knives Monroe! 

Mr. Monroe
Catch his podcast!

The three of us have a great time discussing the film, and we also talk about what’s been entertaining us lately, and I let Keith know what movie he’ll have to watch for next time. We really do hope you join us, because we really do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

Rounders – 1998
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#93 might be our trippiest episode yet! It’s MIDSOMMAR with special guest Knives Monroe!

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Yeah! Trippin’ af!!!

Hello HYSTOphiles! We are so pleased to present to you #93, which features our good friend – filmmaker and podcaster extraordinaire Knives Monroe! Keith and I couldn’t wait to talk to Knives about this episode’s movie, Midsommar. It truly is one of the most unique horror movies to have come out in years…

Need I say more?

As you can guess, we had a LOT to say about this Ari Aster film, and none of us held back! Knives even warned me ahead of time that he was “coming in hot,” and he did not disappoint…

Not that hot…

Along with our film commentary we have a blast talking about what’s been entertaining us lately (OMG The Invisible Man is so great! Elizabeth Moss!), and Keith lets us know what movie he’s picking for the next episode.

We really do hope you join us, because we REALLY do want to know…

Have You Seen This One?

Midsommar – 2019