Episode #007 is shaken, stirred, and blended with care for your enjoyment!


Episode #7 - with special guest Keith Karseno
Episode #7 – with special guest Keith Karseno

Episode #007 is shaken, stirred, and blended for your listening pleasure, Mr. Bond!

Please join us in welcoming our dear friend Keith Karseno as he dares to become our first Special Guest ever!  He makes us watch a horror classic: “Killer Klowns from Outer Space!”  Be sure to tune in as all three of us discuss my choice for the Halloween season “Trick’r Treat,” and Paul and I discuss his choice for me, “Crooklyn,” “a Spike Lee Joint” (as Mr. Lee would say).  Join in the fun as we dissect these cinematic treasures!  We also announce our choices for next week (yes, next week!) when we present…

“A Very Special Halloween Special!”

…with special guest filmmaker and podcaster Knives Monroe, from Outer Haeven: The Knives Monroe Podcast.  And as you listen to our podcast, know that Keith and Paul had no mercy on me during the dart games that took place the day we recorded.  I’m just saying…

Crooklyn poster
Crooklyn poster
In space no one can eat ice cream.
In space no one can eat ice cream.
Trick'r Treat - Mondo Poster
Trick’r Treat – Mondo Poster

Episode #6 is such a Happy/Evil experience! Give it a listen and test your endurance!

Join us for Episode #6 as I succumb to the evil Listener’s Choice “Happy Gilmore” and Paul falls prey to the horror classic “The Evil Dead” (my choice, my pleasure, my vengeance).  Will Paul survive this demon-filled gorefest?  Will I come in under par with Happy Gilmore?  Listen to find out, and also hear what movies we’ve chosen for Episode #7!!!

Happy Halloween Season!


Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore


The Evil Dead
The Evil Dead
The Evil Dead
The Evil Dead

Movies announced for Episode #6 – They’re “Evil,” and I’m not “Happy”…

So on Episode #5 we announced our movies for the next podcast…and it looks like it’s going to be both Happy and Evil.

I am making Paul watch the one-and-only original horror classic “The Evil Dead” from 1981, directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce “The Chin” Campbell.  This movie has so many iconic moments…that Paul will probably not see because he’ll be so skeeved out…which he totally deserves because he let you all vote on which (god help me) Adam Sandler movie to torture me with, and the one that you all voted for was “Happy Gilmore” from 1996.  I don’t blame you all: all the blame is on Paul for this one.  I mean, I just recovered from having to watch a Steven Seagal movie…and now this?  All I can say is let’s how he likes dealing with the Deadites in Evil Dead: he’ll be “DEAD BY DAWN” for sure.  Watch for Episode #6 in a couple of weeks!

Here’s where to watch:

“The Evil Dead” 1981

Available to watch for free on YouTube right here:

“Happy Gilmore” is not available for free (as far as I can tell), but you can rent it for $2.99 on YouTube here:

Happy watching!



Episode #5 is here, and it’s oh so “Divine!”

Episode #5 is here, in which we celebrate John Waters and Steven Seagal…sort of.  Paul and I had a blast discussing these movies: Paul said that his life will never be the same after watching Divine star in “Female Trouble” – you’ll have to listen to see whether that’s a good thing or not!  I weigh in on Paul’s choice “Under Siege” starring “action thespian” Steven Seagal.  Will I declare it a Treasure or Torture?  You can probably guess, but you’ll have to listen to be sure!  We also find out which Adam Sandler movie our listeners have picked for me to be tortured with: will it be Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison?  Listen to find out…plus hear what classic horror film I have chosen for Paul to endure for next time!

Happy listening!


Paul and Jay display their choices.
Paul and Jay display their choices.


Under Siege - 1992
Under Siege – 1992


Female Trouble - 1974
Female Trouble – 1974


Movies announced for Episode #5, and Paul throws down the Adam Sandler gauntlet…

Heya! We’ve announced the movies for episode #5, and it looks like Paul has really set me up for some inhumane treatment: a Steven Seagal movie?  Are you freaking kidding me, Paul?  Oh you are so asking for it… Anyway: here they are, and here’s where to see them!
Paul has chosen “Under Siege” starring the celebrated Steven Seagal (Damn you, Paul!) from 1992, and I picked “Female Trouble”, my favorite John Waters movie ever from 1974. I have a feeling there will be strong feelings about these films, and we’re also hoping you’ll vote for which Adam Sandler movie I have to watch per Paul: “Happy Gilmore” or “Billy Madison” (or is it “Happy Madison” or “BillyGilmore”?) You can leave a vote here, or email us at haveyouseenthisone@gmail.com….and know that I am NOT taking this Sandler punishment laying down… 
Sigh. Steven Seagal. (I'll get you, Paul.)
Sigh. Steven Seagal. (I’ll get you, Paul.)
just cause we're pretty everybody's jealous
Dawn Davenport: High School Years (From “Female Trouble”)

Where to watch:

“Under Siege”


*UPDATE* Available for free on YouTube.

Also on Amazon for rent or purchase.

“Female Trouble”

Available for rent or purchase from Amazon.

Don’t forget to let us know what Adam Sandler movie Paul is going to torture me with: “Billy Madison” or “Happy Gilmore” (retch…I’ll get you, man…)

Thanks so much for listening!


Divine as Dawn Davenport in Female Trouble
Divine as Dawn Davenport in Female Trouble
Divine as Dawn Davenport in Female Trouble - Post-Makeover
Divine as Dawn Davenport in Female Trouble – Post-Makeover

Episode #4 – our first Triple Feature AND our first Listener’s Pick…from Paul’s mom, Teri!

Our first Triple-Feature AND our first Listener’s Pick! Paul’s mom (our listener) chose “What Ever Happened To Aunt Alice?” from 1969. Paul picked the Humphrey Bogart/Joel McCrea vehicle “Dead End” from 1937, and I chose the giallo classic “Blood And Black Lace” from 1964.

Paul and I watched “Blood” separately as usual, but we got together before the show at Casa Ravingbull (our house) and we did a Double-Feature-Date: we watched “Aunt Alice” and “Dead End” back to back, then did the show immediately afterward. Great fun! AND Paul announces our request for you, dear listeners, to please contact us and vote on which Adam Sandler monstrosity Paul is going to make me watch: Happy Gilmore, or Billy Madison. (He thinks that’s bad? Wait’ll he sees what I intend to put him through).   Oh yeah: we also announce our movie choices for the next episode.

The Italian poster for ‘Blood and Black Lace”

Dead End lobby card
“Dead End” lobby card

Won’t you join us as we discuss these three films and decide if they are Treasure or Torture? Aw, c’mon! It won’t hurt…much…

Available on iTunes or wherever you get your podcast entertainment!  Oh, and won’t you please subscribe to us on iTunes and give us a rating?  Pretty please?  We would to know what people are thinking about this experiment of ours…

Time Stamps – :28 What’s New, 16:41 Trailer – What Ever Happened To Aunt Alice?, 18:38 Aunt Alice Comments pt. 1, 19:10 Voicemail, 20:13 Aunt Alice Comments pt. 2, 41:23 Trailer – Dead End, 43:02 Dead End Comments, 1:05:43 Trailer – Blood and Black Lace, 1:06:43 Blood and Black Lace Comments, 1:33:13 Contact Info, 1:33:42 Next Movie Choices, 1:36:29

Wanna see the movies we’re reviewing for our next episode?

See “What Ever Happened To Aunt Alice?” on YouTube here:


“Dead End” is available for rent or purchase at Amazon Video (I don’t see the whole movie on YouTube)


“Blood And Black Lace” is, unfortunately, only available for purchase; it is currently not on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Video. There is full version of the film on YouTube, but it’s in Italian, and there are no subtitles that I can find.


We’ll be recording next weekend, so look for episode #4 the Tuesday after that.

Have a great holiday weekend, everyone! Maybe watch a movie or two? Have you seen THIS one? 🙂


Episode #4 Movies Announced!

The movies for episode #4 have been announced, and it sounds like there may be some Movie Treasure coming our way: “Dead End” (1937) starring Humphrey Bogart is Paul’s choice for me, and my choice for him is “Blood and Black Lace” (1964), the Mario Bava classic. ALSO: we view our first Listener’s Pick…and it’s from Paul’s mom: “What Ever Happened To Aunt Alice?” (1969). Paul and I do our first “Double-Feature Date,” and we will (of course) reveal our picks for the next episode (already have mine!).  See you in two weeks!


lobby card for Blood and Black Lace 1964
lobby card for Blood and Black Lace 1964


Original poster 1937
Original poster 1937


original poster 1969
original poster 1969


Episode #3 – Lady Terminator & No Escape: now ready for you to rip to shreds! Enjoy!

actor Adam Stardust
Adam Stardust as “Snake”…EPIC MULLET!!!

Episode #3 is ready for your listening pleasure/torture!  Force yourself to listen to this madness as Paul and I rip apart the cinematic masterpieces “Lady Terminator” and “No Escape.”  Will I win the movie torture game, or will Paul take the lead?  You’ll never guess how it turns out…so you might as well listen!  Also: a voicemail message from Paul’s mom!


Jay and Paul recording episode #3...
Jay and Paul recording episode #3…

“Have You Seen This One?” now on iTunes!

Hello friends!  It is great excitement that we announce WE ARE FINALLY ON iTUNES!!!!  With a ton of help from new friend Knives Monroe (check out his podcast Outer Haeven…also on iTunes) I was able to submit our show, and now we are 100% legit iTunes dwellers.  Please check us out, subscribe to our cast, and give us all your money let us know what you think of the show!  Also: don’t forget to let us know if you have any suggestions for our viewing pain/pleasure!

Hope to be hearing from you all!